does anyone have a working link for tonight’s glee? im locked out of bitshare because the first one i tried didn’t work.
I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up…
do you ever just look at fandom tumblrs and think “why are we all such sick masochistic bastards” because honestly before we joined our fandoms we all saw shit like
and for some reason we all said “well fuck i’d better watch that.”
s o u p (◕‿◕✿)
- chris/darren shower sex pwp by intoapuddle - darren has a huge shower and chris is a horny mix.
- just keep still by intoapuddle - darren wants to be in charge, and chris happily obliges.
- hickeys by IrethR - darren’s been watching the hickeys on chris’ neck.
- worth it by warriorhale - crisscolfer making sweet, romantic love.
- untitled jealous!darren by island-girl25 -
this didn’t even need a description jealous!darren and rough sex is all you need to know
- the height of punishment by thestlnsks - d/s roleplay, rimming, bondage, bottom!darren
- missed call by wordsareleftbehind - phone sex
- when you are close to me by froggydarren - a much needed vibrator-in-public fic
- spill out your enzymes by devonwood - sweaty/dirty!boy kink
- the meisner technique by colfer - a rehearsal at CC’s house goes very, very rogue.
- give me your body (just give me your body) by atticnoise - chris gives darren the hickey of the century. darren wants to mark chris in his own way. dirty blowjob. even dirtier facial.
s o u p (◕‿◕✿)
p.s: and for those who didn’t know, you can find another short list that i made the other day here :D
*white guy shoots up jewish community center*
*kills 3 men*
*member of the kkk*
*yells ‘heil hitler’ before being apprehended by police*
"were still unclear on a motive for the suspect"
Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon Pros and Cons of watching Game of Thrones
I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE
ILL PLAN THE WEDDING
Ow. I mean, yay, but ow.
Oh my god. This is powerful and painful, but it’s so much about why I ‘ship them, because they are connected so deeply that their life is made more colorful and vivid, more alive, for it, even in the bad times.
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'
is it just me or do kangaroos always look like they are coming onto you
*draw me like one of your french girls kangaroo jack*
MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
A key part of a book to film adaptation is just how loyal the script is to the source material.
For The Fault in Our Stars, it’s nearly identical.
“But, you know, my hope is that it can be a good movie, not that it can be a good visualization of a book.”
he gets it
"HUMP THE MOIST CAVE WALL"
"MAKE SWEET LOVE TO THE CAVE WALL"
annual coachella post
putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call