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does anyone have a working link for tonight’s glee? im locked out of bitshare because the first one i tried didn’t work.


http://unseenmadeseen.tumblr.com/post/82870315131/schmergo-schmergo-i-want-a-movie-about-a-guy 

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up…


jamesmoriarty-lives:

do you ever just look at fandom tumblrs and think “why are we all such sick masochistic bastards” because honestly before we joined our fandoms we all saw shit like
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and for some reason we all said “well fuck i’d better watch that.”


Anonymous said:  rec me some more crisscolfer smut and i'll cook you some soup p l e a s e

takesthesebrokenwings:

s o u p (◕‿◕✿)

s  o  u  p  (◕‿◕✿)

p.s: and for those who didn’t know, you can find another short list that i made the other day here :D


killbenedictcumberbatch:

*white guy shoots up jewish community center*
*kills 3 men*
*member of the kkk*
*yells ‘heil hitler’ before being apprehended by police*
"were still unclear on a motive for the suspect"



anitial-deez:

Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon Pros and Cons of watching Game of Thrones


cumber-bitches:

wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:

watchtheskytonight:

thewholockgames:

dean-the-hug-monster:

I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.

He doesn’t have a car.

He lives 10 miles away.

He ran.

MARRY HIM

DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE 

ILL PLAN THE WEDDING

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flamingmuse:

lizinprogress:

Ow. I mean, yay, but ow.

Oh my god.  This is powerful and painful, but it’s so much about why I ‘ship them, because they are connected so deeply that their life is made more colorful and vivid, more alive, for it, even in the bad times.


porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'


redvinesgiraffe:

h0rrid:

is it just me or do kangaroos always look like they are coming onto you

*draw me like one of your french girls kangaroo jack*


alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something


spooky-ashtonium:

kittykatgorawr:

augustusfring:

ifreakinlovebooks:

hypable:

A key part of a book to film adaptation is just how loyal the script is to the source material.
For The Fault in Our Stars, it’s nearly identical.
Read interview highlights at Hypable.com

YESSSSSS!

“But, you know, my hope is that it can be a good movie, not that it can be a good visualization of a book.”
he gets it

"HUMP THE MOIST CAVE WALL"

"MAKE SWEET LOVE TO THE CAVE WALL"

spooky-ashtonium:

kittykatgorawr:

augustusfring:

ifreakinlovebooks:

hypable:

A key part of a book to film adaptation is just how loyal the script is to the source material.

For The Fault in Our Stars, it’s nearly identical.

Read interview highlights at Hypable.com

YESSSSSS!

“But, you know, my hope is that it can be a good movie, not that it can be a good visualization of a book.”

he gets it

"HUMP THE MOIST CAVE WALL"

"MAKE SWEET LOVE TO THE CAVE WALL"


kushaholic:

annual coachella post

kushaholic:

annual coachella post


nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call