"it’s just their opinion, you should respect that"
that opinion doesn’t respect me, that opinion keeps me from having rights, and that fucking opinion dehumanizes me
why the FUCK would i respect that
today in art class a guy made a dick out of clay and when the art teacher was walking around she stopped in front of him and stared at it and just said “it doesn’t look very accurate” and walked away
all the guys at our table were like “how does she know what a dick look like” and she said
“i’m sixty years old and married and have three kids”
The real question is why couldn’t a boy make an accurate dick.
The Grammys- Supernatural style
remember when Raven did this show
remember when Raven also had an episode regarding racism
remember when Disney was good
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
"it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway" one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
they oil each other up
im crying here
This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.
it’s my birthday. I CAN NOW PURCHASE THE ALCOHOL, VOTE, GET MARRIED, GET A TATTOO, JOIN THE ARMY. I COULD BUY A CROSSBOW IF I WANTED TO. Fuck you all I’m a responsible adult now
trying to cheer your favourite person up
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)